George Brett, talking smack at Sports Illustrated over the swimsuit issue? Amazing.

Jim Kelly, just casually hanging out in his jersey in the stands? Check.

Paul Hornung in his living room, which has rich, dark wood and we can only assumed smelled of mahogany.

David Robinson, fresh off his college player of the year award.

Tom Seaver, standing by the fire, possibly also ready to sell you a Christmas album.

Skip Caray!

The Oak Ridge Boys? OK, we’ve got nothing here.